Week 7 - NFC East Thursday Suckage

Cory sitting on top at 5-1.

Mark, Erin & Kendra sitting at 4-2... 

Thursday Night

Which resulted in this gem...

SNIPER ALERT #DanielJones #Giants #Eagles #TNF #NFL #NFLMemes #NFCEast #DannyDimes #Sniper pic.twitter.com/VGeed5ywza

— Digglers Softball (@DigglerSoftball) October 23, 2020

And in honor of the Broncos vs the Chefs this weekend...

The WAP continues

Week 6 - The Blake Bortles Era in Denver Has Ended

Sort of like this blog post.

Oh, also, Cory and Mark both lost last week, but Kendra is on a roll...  All sitting at 4-1.

Oops, also forget. An important update on Josh Norman.

Week 5 - Brady 4th Down Edition

Cory and Mark both win... 4-0... yadda yadda... on with the show.

Setting:

Tom, this ain't the 1990 CU Buffs!

And there she blows...

Well, I guess that horse is dead after-all.

And if you're still here, here's something not related to Tom Brady.

Week 4 - Postponement Party

Cory and Mark both got wins to stay at 3-0.

Kendra and myself are in the running at 2-1.

Ron... are you out there? 0-3 is looking pretty lonely.

Postponed... Early Bye Weeks

Titans v. Steelers went from postponed to Bye after numerous Titans players tested positive for the 'rona. 

Kansas City v. New England has been postponed and is apparently scheduled to be played Tuesday after Newton tests positive.

This, along with all the previous injuries is really putting a hurt on a lot of peoples lineups, good luck folks!

Donkeys actually won!

Slow to get up 

Melvin Gordon cant clear the hurdle and gets spun around #BroncosCountry pic.twitter.com/rFPiCWrkSN

— Roto Street Journal (RSJ) (@RotoStJournal) October 2, 2020

 

Shame List

Jeremy & Erin

Brandi & Kenneth

Erica & Mark

Cory

Sean

Ron

Kendra

Week 3 - So, who exactly is playing? (and WAP)

It might be easier to list the guys who are playing...

Players out Sunday include George Kittle, Jimmy Garoppolo, Tevin Coleman, Raheem Mostert, Dee Ford, A.J. Brown, Zack Moss, Cam Akers, Jalen Reagor, Geno Atkins, James White, Henry Ruggs, A.J. Terrell, Christian McCaffrey, Tyrod Taylor, Drew Lock, Christian Kirk, Michael Thomas.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 27, 2020

Add Julio Jones to the list, and apparently the Bears v Falcons game is in danger of being postponed because of positive Covid test by CB A.J. Terrell, the first player to be officially ruled out due to a Covid test. 

I'm actually kind of surprised we got to Week 3.

Standings

Cory and Mark both won last week, putting them at 2-0.

Basically everyone else is at 1-1... except Erica and Ron... and the Broncos.

But the Shame list is getting shorter:

Jeremy & Erin (why does Erin never pay-in? And why do I always pay-out?)

Brandi & Kenneth

Erica & Mark

Cory

Sean

Ron

Kendra

Speaking of the Broncos

Enter the Bortles era. 

WAP

Want to see the Disney copywrite team in action?

This video might be removed before I even have a chance to hit publish on this blog. 

Update: Mirror added!

Uncle Andy

Sean, have you ever thought of a mustache?

Week 2 - Kendra lost for the first time in 17 weeks!

I had to go back to 2018 Week 15 to find Kendra's last loss. The queen has been dethroned, you all can think yours truly for the pleasure!

Winners this week:

• Jeremy
• Seanipoo
• Erin
• Mark
• Cory

Notice how I listed myself first? If playoffs started this week, Seanipoo gets the boot with the lowest winning score. Lucky for the rest of you, playoffs don't start this week.

Hype Video

In case you didn't get adequately hyped for football season to start, here you go. A week late.

Patriots New Logo

I hear they might be considering renaming the team to the New England Cam Chowders

Meanwhile in Tampa Bay

Welcome back Tom.

Just a warning

League Dues Shame List

I'm just going to leave this here, to shame everyone else:

• Jeremy & Erin (why does Erin never pay-in? And why do I always pay-out?)
• Brandi & Kenneth
• Erica & Mark
• Cory
• Sean
• Ron
• Kendra

Don't be "that guy."

Wacky Week 1 - We don't need no stinking preseason

Draft Rankings

For anybody curious (nobody) here are the draft ranking results:

Those silly auto-drafters are looking strong again. It's amazing what happens in the rankings when you automatically pick the highest ranked player available. I think the computers just like themselves.

We'll see how it plays out this year. My guess... Kendra goes 15-0 again. Of course, I'm only saying that to put a hex on her.

New Covid-19 Rules

100% of the people who voted in the poll liked the rule addition, so we're going to go forward with the set of new rules:

- If a game is cancelled/postponed or starting players are held out of game reasonably close to the games starting time due to a covid related reason (not a normal injury), bench players can be substituted under the following conditions:

- The substituted players must be from the same position group (ie RB for RB, WR for WR, even for flex spots) 

- The substituted players must be the player with the highest PROJECTED score.

- If you have no bench players eligible, you will receive a zero score for that position. 

- The substituted bench player must have been on your bench before the start of the game they participated in (this is the don't be a dick clause).

This is going to take some manual rooster editing on my behalf. Let me know if you have a player or players that need to be substituted. 

The big key here is the phrase "reasonably close to the games starting time" that I'll be paying attention to. 4 hours is reasonably close, 4 days is not. Just a warning.

Thursday Night Chefs

League Buy-In

I'm just going to leave this here, to shame everyone else:

Jeremy & Erin (why does Erin never pay-in? And why do I always pay-out?)

Brandi & Kenneth

Erica & Mark

Cory

Sean

Ron

Kendra

Deets down below... send your big $$.

Are there going to be cheerleaders this year?

I just had a moment of panic. And now my worst fears are confirmed... no cheerleaders this year! This is a travesty! 

But at least I found this comment fitting.