Thursday, September 5, 2019

Week 1 - Football is back baby!



Now bring on the cheerleaders!

Draft Rankings:


Here are the post-draft rankings if you're interested... when I looked at this last night, I swear the Tacos were on top... more on that later.


According to Fantasy Pros, auto drafting is all the rage this year! Looks like it's your league to lose this year Kendra!

I'm not sure why Cory changed his team name to Fig Pudding. I don't really think I care, but I do find it kind of strange. Maybe a reference to Ben Reothisbearergers face??? Also, Sean is now Wounded Warriors. I really liked Chlorine and Me, it went well with all that flocculation he does.

AB:



I was going to this opportunity to talk some smack on whoever drafted Antonio Brown. Turns out, it was ME! I didn't realize I had been drinking that much beer while drafting, but apparently it was enough to erase a horrible memory.



Word on the street is that by suspending Brown, the Raiders might just get out of the $30m in guaranteed money in his contract. This is my penance for drafting a Raider.


Buy-In!





$20 bucks is the new league buy-in. We'll do a 80/20 payout to the top two teams.
Playoffs are the same as last year, 3 week playoff, top 6 teams make it in, with with top 2 teams getting a 1st round bye. Total points for the season is the playoff seeding tie-breaker.

Now send some $$$ my way you cheap slackers! Zelle, Venmo, cold hard cash. You pick, I don't care.

And finally! Welcome back football!




PS. Go Buffs!







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