Week 4 - Oops, I forgot to write a post

But this pretty much sums things up:

Week 3 - Anybody want to trade for Antonio Brown?

Kendra, Kenneth & Brandi all won last week, putting them all at 3-0.

Please note, Kendra and Kenneth both won against my team, so that doesn't even like count, man! my money is on Brandi.

AB

I think the Broncos should pick him up. That way the losing would be at least entertaining.

Bulls

If you turn the Chicago Bulls logo upside down, it's actually a robot having sex with a crab.

This is why I have a twitter account folks! To bring you this quality entertainment. This is also what happens when the only thing people are taking about is freakin' AB!

Minshew Magic

The answer is yes.

Hope

We can only hope.

Just researching fantasy football honey

Week 2 - Antonio Brown Dramafest, oh, and the Broncos suck

Broncos didn't even have to play against Brown this week, and they still looked like trash.

I fell asleep on the couch during the 4th quarter. I have an informed opinion.

Winners

Week 2. Is it too early to not care if my multiple fantasy teams suck? Because apparently they do.

Kendra, Seanipoo, Brandi, Kenneth and Erica all took the W.

Kenneth pulled in the high score of 142.7, with the irony of high scorer, Brady. There's just something about those supple balls.

Fair warning Kenneth...

Dramallama Brown

Speaking of Brown...

Retirement

This guy just emptied his 401k just to have some beer at the game. Champion!

The Goods

Oh, you were looking for something else?

I need someone to explain why these outfits have hoods. PLEASE!?!?

Week 1 - Football is back baby!

Now bring on the cheerleaders!

Draft Rankings:

Here are the post-draft rankings if you're interested... when I looked at this last night, I swear the Tacos were on top... more on that later.

According to Fantasy Pros, auto drafting is all the rage this year! Looks like it's your league to lose this year Kendra!

I'm not sure why Cory changed his team name to Fig Pudding. I don't really think I care, but I do find it kind of strange. Maybe a reference to Ben Reothisbearergers face??? Also, Sean is now Wounded Warriors. I really liked Chlorine and Me, it went well with all that flocculation he does.

AB:

I was going to this opportunity to talk some smack on whoever drafted Antonio Brown. Turns out, it was ME! I didn't realize I had been drinking that much beer while drafting, but apparently it was enough to erase a horrible memory.

Word on the street is that by suspending Brown, the Raiders might just get out of the $30m in guaranteed money in his contract. This is my penance for drafting a Raider.

Buy-In!

$20 bucks is the new league buy-in. We'll do a 80/20 payout to the top two teams.
Playoffs are the same as last year, 3 week playoff, top 6 teams make it in, with with top 2 teams getting a 1st round bye. Total points for the season is the playoff seeding tie-breaker.

Now send some $$$ my way you cheap slackers! Zelle, Venmo, cold hard cash. You pick, I don't care.

And finally! Welcome back football!

PS. Go Buffs!