6th Annual Toilet Bowl Winner Kendra the Destroyer!

Congrats to Kendra on her historic 15-0 record and winning of the 6th Annual Toilet Bowl!

To Seanipoo goes the title of 1st Loser.

As for everyone else... Looks like we're all the Cowboys.

6th Annual Toilet Bowl - May the best Kendra win

Here we go folks... the granddaddy of them all... it's time for the 6th Annual Toilet Bowl!

Only slightly less exciting than the 95% of all college bowl games this year.

Last week Kendra went to 14-0 on the season with a steamroll over Mark.

Meanwhile, Sean and Brandi went down to the wire, with Bills D putting up just enough to give Sean the W.

That puts auto-draftin' 14-0 Kendra vs Seanipoo's 10-5 for the Championship.

Mind you folks, Sean sent me a text this week excited that Allen Iverson coming to the Denver Nuggets.

Yes, the same Iverson that last played his last NBA game in 2010.

That's where we're at folks... Autodraftin' domination and a dude who just got duped by a 13-year old Denver Post article.

Good luck to you both, I hope you both lose. I quit fantasy football.

Did I ever tell you how I won my other league last year? Well, I lost that one this year too.

Josh Gordon is back

Nope, that was quick.

Merry Christmas

Playoffs Round 2 - Anti-Social December

Last week Mark knocked off Erin and Sean took down Cory to continue on in the playoffs.

This week Kendra and Brandi are back in play!

#4 Mark vs #1 Kendra... 6-7 vs 13-0... Welp, good seeing ya Mark.

#3 Seanipoo vs #2 Brandi... Both went 8-5 in the regular season, should be a good match-up. Don't suck.

Hate me some Bills

Allegedly.

Love me some Canadians

High quality Christmas discussion.

And Cheerleaders

Playoffs Round 1 - OPP ... Other People's Playoffs

Welp, there you go. 13-0. Kendra just pulled off the perfect regular season... and with an autodrafted team. I've been playing Fantasy Football for longer than I'd like to admit, this is a first for me!

It's quite the perfect storm, she had the highest Points For, and at the same time, Lowest Points Against.

Either way, GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY, NOBODY HAS TO PLAY KENDRA THIS WEEK!

She has a bye.

So does Brandi, despite losing to Kendra last week. Sean couldn't capitalize, because, well, Sean.

1st Round Playoff!

# 4 Mark (6-7) vs #5 Erin (6-7) ... both won last week to secure playoff spots, despite less than .500 records.

# 3 Sean (8-5) vs #6 Cory (5-8) ... Opposite records, interesting. Ron tried to play spoiler last week, but lucky for Cory, I managed to lose 6 GAMES IN A ROW, just in time to let Cory squeak in by a measly 24 point tie breaker. I hope you both lose, just because.

Broncofan breaks down Locks first win

Browns Fan gets serious about personal hygene

Cheerleaders, important stuff!

Week 13 - Last week... can I be done with Fantasy now?

If you didn't notice, Kendra didn't need to win last week, but she did anyway.

12-0. I think at this point she's just rubbing it in.

Remember last week

When I talked about it being a dog-fight for the last playoff spot... well, these are some pathetic dogs.

NOBODY, I MEAN, NOBODY that's fighting for a chance at that last spot won! Mark, Cory, Me and Erin all lost! Kenneth, had a chance to get in, but he said nah, and lost as well!

There's a Michael Vick comment in there somewhere, but maybe I'll pass on that one this time.

Right now, Kendra has locked a 1st Round Bye.
Brandi needs a win or a Sean loss (or Sean win minus 30 some points) to lock up the 2nd Bye. (But she's also playing Kendra, so uh, good luck)
Sean's locked a playoff spot, can get a 1st round Bye with a win and Brandi loss.

Mark, Cory, Me and Erin... IDK, maybe win or something.

Kenneth, Erica and Ron are still hanging out 1 game back ready to snatch up a spot if the middle-4 continue to suck. But that'll put a whole bunch of people at 5-8 and then it comes down to Points For tiebreaker, and things are looking ugly for the bottom of the list.

Lock getting the start on Sunday

Some Bronco's fans are a little excited.

Meanwhile... 

Lets just do cheerleaders and be done with it

Week 12 - It's Kendra's world, the rest of us are just living in it

11-0. Yes. 11-0. This is a happy day for Kendra, not so much for the rest of us.

Only 2 weeks until the playoffs. Brandi and Sean are both 4 games back... that means Kendra has officially locked-up a 1st round bye.

It'll be a dogfight for that remaining 1st round bye.

It'll be a bigger dogfight to make the playoffs for the next tier of teams. Mark, Cory, myself and Erin are all sitting at a measly 5-6.

That's 4 teams for 3 spots. Kenneth is only one game back from there at 4-7. Still time for little run to make things really interesting. Remember, tie breaker is Total Points For.

So, uh, don't screw it up folks!

NFL History

7 years ago today: Mark Sanchez invents a new type of fumble pic.twitter.com/WqJtZ19SUt

— Someone's An Idiot (@SomeonesAnIdiot) November 22, 2019

NFL Community Relations

NFL Workouts

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Week 11 - We takin' shots!

To the head... with our own helmets!

Damn!

8 seconds left in the Thursday night game and a brawl breaks out.

Word is the Cleveland cops were in the locker rooms after the game finally ended.

Does Miles Garrett (helmet ripper and hitter) get anything less than the rest of the year suspension?

Does this actually constitute a criminal charge? Cleveland cops were apparently seen coming out of the locker rooms after the game.

Autodraft

Kendra made it to 10-0. Not a surprise. Next victim up, Erica.

If the playoffs started today, Kendra and Brandi would be getting byes and with the first round games would be:
Sean vs Erin
Mark vs Me

The world is a crazy place.

In other news

Sometime's, you have to take the good w the bad pic.twitter.com/L2sFruIDXR

— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) November 11, 2019

Myles Garrett memes incoming!

And what if Garrett played hockey...

Cheerleaders!