Sunday, December 13, 2020

Playoffs Round 1 - Conspiracy! Rematch!

The Taco household has locked up both Bye weeks! Drama! Conspiracy!

Last week brought a bit of shake up at the top... Brandi took down Kendra, paving the way for a 3-way tie at 8-5. The total points tie breaker put Erin and I in the top spots. 

Mark got the playoffs boot and Brandi moved in... only to be re-matched against Kendra. 

Round 1 Match-ups:


Erica (5) vs Cory (4)

Did Cory's slide slow down enough to carry him past Erica? 

Brandi (6) vs Kendra (3)

Rematch! Rematch! Rematch!

Byes: Me (1), Erin (2)

Sportsmax




Silly Bill



I love lamp.





Saturday, December 5, 2020

Week 13 - Playoffs on the Doorstep

Last week of the regular season, top 6 get a playoff spot. As far as I can tell:

Kendra (8-4), Erin (7-5), & I (7-5) have spots locked.

Cory, Mark & Erica all sitting at 6-6 need a win to guarantee a spot in the playoffs.

Brandi is sitting at 5-7... she's got a chance, but she needs a little help. If one of the 6-6 teams loses, she'll make the playoffs because she's got the tie breaker on everybody. (ahem, except me).

Kenneth, pretty sure it's going to take a miracle.

Ron and Sean... I haven't posted the shame list in awhile I'm going to leave this here as a reminder that you still owe me money.

Jeremy & Erin
Brandi & Kenneth
Erica & Mark
Cory
Sean
Ron
Kendra

WTF Denver...


First you start a pratice squad WR in QB, then you go off and post this to your Facebook page. I'm not even sure what's going on here, but it's weird. Very weird.



Seriously Broncos. This is some weird shit.

Mormons vs the Mullets


Saturday, November 28, 2020

Week 12 - TE at QB vs Practice squad WR at QB Aka the Kendall Hinton era begins

Standings: Kendra - 8-3

Cory, Erin, Mark & I - 6-5.

Everyone else, scrubs.

And just in case anybody was following along last week, Ron started two QBs and still lost to Brandi by 18 points.

Of course, he's starting the Saint's D this week, which should be a pretty decent play considering...

THE BRONCOS DON'T HAVE ANY ELIGIBLE QUARTERBACKS!



So, now we have a practice squad WR at starting QB. Sounds like 2020 to me.


Plenty of options... right?




Saturday, November 21, 2020

Week 11 - TE's playing QB, WTF?!?

Last week I was lazy and didn't even do a half-hearted post. Don't worry, I'm sure nobody noticed.

Kendra and her auto-drafting wizardry is back on top at 7-3. 
Cory, Mark, and I, are playing catch-up at 6-4.

But in other news... did anybody notice that this week we've switched to a 2-QB league?


Well, at least one guy did... Ron. Worst to First in any way possible.

I'm going to explain this the only way I know how:




I know this makes zero sense, but the geniuses at ESPN are allowing it for 1 week. So I'm allowing it for 1 week. 

Anybody could have picked up Taysom Hill when the Saint's announced he was going to be their starting QB (maybe) for Sunday's game... Ron was just quickest to the draw.

EXCEPT THIS NEWS APPARENTLY CRASHED THE ESPN FANTASY PLATFORM!
 
Sorry Brandi. 

In other news, Broncos still suck.










Thursday, October 22, 2020

Week 7 - NFC East Thursday Suckage

Cory sitting on top at 5-1.
Mark, Erin & Kendra sitting at 4-2... 

Thursday Night



Which resulted in this gem...





And in honor of the Broncos vs the Chefs this weekend...

The WAP continues