Saturday, November 30, 2019

Week 13 - Last week... can I be done with Fantasy now?

If you didn't notice, Kendra didn't need to win last week, but she did anyway.

12-0. I think at this point she's just rubbing it in.

Remember last week


When I talked about it being a dog-fight for the last playoff spot... well, these are some pathetic dogs.

NOBODY, I MEAN, NOBODY that's fighting for a chance at that last spot won! Mark, Cory, Me and Erin all lost! Kenneth, had a chance to get in, but he said nah, and lost as well!

There's a Michael Vick comment in there somewhere, but maybe I'll pass on that one this time.

Right now, Kendra has locked a 1st Round Bye.
Brandi needs a win or a Sean loss (or Sean win minus 30 some points) to lock up the 2nd Bye. (But she's also playing Kendra, so uh, good luck)
Sean's locked a playoff spot, can get a 1st round Bye with a win and Brandi loss.

Mark, Cory, Me and Erin... IDK, maybe win or something.

Kenneth, Erica and Ron are still hanging out 1 game back ready to snatch up a spot if the middle-4 continue to suck. But that'll put a whole bunch of people at 5-8 and then it comes down to Points For tiebreaker, and things are looking ugly for the bottom of the list.

Lock getting the start on Sunday



Some Bronco's fans are a little excited.

Meanwhile... 



Lets just do cheerleaders and be done with it






Friday, November 22, 2019

Week 12 - It's Kendra's world, the rest of us are just living in it

11-0. Yes. 11-0. This is a happy day for Kendra, not so much for the rest of us.




Only 2 weeks until the playoffs. Brandi and Sean are both 4 games back... that means Kendra has officially locked-up a 1st round bye.

It'll be a dogfight for that remaining 1st round bye.

It'll be a bigger dogfight to make the playoffs for the next tier of teams. Mark, Cory, myself and Erin are all sitting at a measly 5-6.

That's 4 teams for 3 spots. Kenneth is only one game back from there at 4-7. Still time for little run to make things really interesting. Remember, tie breaker is Total Points For.

So, uh, don't screw it up folks!

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Thursday, November 14, 2019

Week 11 - We takin' shots!

To the head... with our own helmets!


Damn!

8 seconds left in the Thursday night game and a brawl breaks out.

Word is the Cleveland cops were in the locker rooms after the game finally ended.

Does Miles Garrett (helmet ripper and hitter) get anything less than the rest of the year suspension?

Does this actually constitute a criminal charge? Cleveland cops were apparently seen coming out of the locker rooms after the game.

Autodraft


Kendra made it to 10-0. Not a surprise. Next victim up, Erica.

If the playoffs started today, Kendra and Brandi would be getting byes and with the first round games would be:
Sean vs Erin
Mark vs Me

The world is a crazy place.

In other news



Myles Garrett memes incoming!









And what if Garrett played hockey...


Cheerleaders!







Sunday, November 10, 2019

Week 10 - The Cat Edition

Kendra, still undefeated at 9-0. She plays me this week, so here's a sneak peek:

Kendra 10-0.

Using reverse-psychology here. I don't think it's going to work.

The Cat















Friday, November 1, 2019

Week 9 - Halloween Grab Bag Edition


Kendra is 8-0. That is all. You should all really take a long look in the mirror.

Except Kendra, she has an auto-mirror that just looks at itself.

Happy Halloween!




Bronco's Suck... 


But at least we're not cheering for the Raiders.

I'm not a big conspiracy guy, but.... Did you notice that Sanders criticized the Broncos and next thing you know he's traded to the 49ers. Looks like a good deal for him.


The Broncos looked pathetic against the Colts, Flacco goes off at the post-game presser about Broncos lack of aggressive play calling. Boom, magically he's on IR with herniated disc.

And to quote the Kisla "The Broncos’ depth chart at quarterback has become a three-ring circus, with John Elway driving the clown car and Drew Lock locked in the trunk."

Who's Brandon Allen again? Sunday should be a thriller! You probably ought to pick him up and start him. I'm talking to you Kendra.


Some Guy Named Squirrely Dan



I think these are Canadian, but I'm not sure what I just watched. I probably should go find more.

In other news, at least baseball is finally over. October 30th folks. Maybe the season is a bit too long, just saying.

Cheerleaders!