6th Annual Toilet Bowl Winner Kendra the Destroyer!

Congrats to Kendra on her historic 15-0 record and winning of the 6th Annual Toilet Bowl!

To Seanipoo goes the title of 1st Loser.

As for everyone else... Looks like we're all the Cowboys.

6th Annual Toilet Bowl - May the best Kendra win

Here we go folks... the granddaddy of them all... it's time for the 6th Annual Toilet Bowl!

Only slightly less exciting than the 95% of all college bowl games this year.

Last week Kendra went to 14-0 on the season with a steamroll over Mark.

Meanwhile, Sean and Brandi went down to the wire, with Bills D putting up just enough to give Sean the W.

That puts auto-draftin' 14-0 Kendra vs Seanipoo's 10-5 for the Championship.

Mind you folks, Sean sent me a text this week excited that Allen Iverson coming to the Denver Nuggets.

Yes, the same Iverson that last played his last NBA game in 2010.

That's where we're at folks... Autodraftin' domination and a dude who just got duped by a 13-year old Denver Post article.

Good luck to you both, I hope you both lose. I quit fantasy football.

Did I ever tell you how I won my other league last year? Well, I lost that one this year too.

Josh Gordon is back

Nope, that was quick.

Merry Christmas

Playoffs Round 2 - Anti-Social December

Last week Mark knocked off Erin and Sean took down Cory to continue on in the playoffs.

This week Kendra and Brandi are back in play!

#4 Mark vs #1 Kendra... 6-7 vs 13-0... Welp, good seeing ya Mark.

#3 Seanipoo vs #2 Brandi... Both went 8-5 in the regular season, should be a good match-up. Don't suck.

Hate me some Bills

Allegedly.

Love me some Canadians

High quality Christmas discussion.

And Cheerleaders

Playoffs Round 1 - OPP ... Other People's Playoffs

Welp, there you go. 13-0. Kendra just pulled off the perfect regular season... and with an autodrafted team. I've been playing Fantasy Football for longer than I'd like to admit, this is a first for me!

It's quite the perfect storm, she had the highest Points For, and at the same time, Lowest Points Against.

Either way, GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY, NOBODY HAS TO PLAY KENDRA THIS WEEK!

She has a bye.

So does Brandi, despite losing to Kendra last week. Sean couldn't capitalize, because, well, Sean.

1st Round Playoff!

# 4 Mark (6-7) vs #5 Erin (6-7) ... both won last week to secure playoff spots, despite less than .500 records.

# 3 Sean (8-5) vs #6 Cory (5-8) ... Opposite records, interesting. Ron tried to play spoiler last week, but lucky for Cory, I managed to lose 6 GAMES IN A ROW, just in time to let Cory squeak in by a measly 24 point tie breaker. I hope you both lose, just because.

Broncofan breaks down Locks first win

Browns Fan gets serious about personal hygene

Cheerleaders, important stuff!

Week 13 - Last week... can I be done with Fantasy now?

If you didn't notice, Kendra didn't need to win last week, but she did anyway.

12-0. I think at this point she's just rubbing it in.

Remember last week

When I talked about it being a dog-fight for the last playoff spot... well, these are some pathetic dogs.

NOBODY, I MEAN, NOBODY that's fighting for a chance at that last spot won! Mark, Cory, Me and Erin all lost! Kenneth, had a chance to get in, but he said nah, and lost as well!

There's a Michael Vick comment in there somewhere, but maybe I'll pass on that one this time.

Right now, Kendra has locked a 1st Round Bye.
Brandi needs a win or a Sean loss (or Sean win minus 30 some points) to lock up the 2nd Bye. (But she's also playing Kendra, so uh, good luck)
Sean's locked a playoff spot, can get a 1st round Bye with a win and Brandi loss.

Mark, Cory, Me and Erin... IDK, maybe win or something.

Kenneth, Erica and Ron are still hanging out 1 game back ready to snatch up a spot if the middle-4 continue to suck. But that'll put a whole bunch of people at 5-8 and then it comes down to Points For tiebreaker, and things are looking ugly for the bottom of the list.

Lock getting the start on Sunday

Some Bronco's fans are a little excited.

Meanwhile... 

Lets just do cheerleaders and be done with it

Week 12 - It's Kendra's world, the rest of us are just living in it

11-0. Yes. 11-0. This is a happy day for Kendra, not so much for the rest of us.

Only 2 weeks until the playoffs. Brandi and Sean are both 4 games back... that means Kendra has officially locked-up a 1st round bye.

It'll be a dogfight for that remaining 1st round bye.

It'll be a bigger dogfight to make the playoffs for the next tier of teams. Mark, Cory, myself and Erin are all sitting at a measly 5-6.

That's 4 teams for 3 spots. Kenneth is only one game back from there at 4-7. Still time for little run to make things really interesting. Remember, tie breaker is Total Points For.

So, uh, don't screw it up folks!

NFL History

7 years ago today: Mark Sanchez invents a new type of fumble pic.twitter.com/WqJtZ19SUt

— Someone's An Idiot (@SomeonesAnIdiot) November 22, 2019

NFL Community Relations

NFL Workouts

NFL Optimism

NFL Cheerleaders

Week 11 - We takin' shots!

To the head... with our own helmets!

Damn!

8 seconds left in the Thursday night game and a brawl breaks out.

Word is the Cleveland cops were in the locker rooms after the game finally ended.

Does Miles Garrett (helmet ripper and hitter) get anything less than the rest of the year suspension?

Does this actually constitute a criminal charge? Cleveland cops were apparently seen coming out of the locker rooms after the game.

Autodraft

Kendra made it to 10-0. Not a surprise. Next victim up, Erica.

If the playoffs started today, Kendra and Brandi would be getting byes and with the first round games would be:
Sean vs Erin
Mark vs Me

The world is a crazy place.

In other news

Sometime's, you have to take the good w the bad pic.twitter.com/L2sFruIDXR

— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) November 11, 2019

Myles Garrett memes incoming!

And what if Garrett played hockey...

Cheerleaders!

Week 10 - The Cat Edition

Kendra, still undefeated at 9-0. She plays me this week, so here's a sneak peek:

Kendra 10-0.

Using reverse-psychology here. I don't think it's going to work.

The Cat

My Max and Leo saw the black cat pic.twitter.com/49R1O7SZuk

— Cindy Saucier (@Brat1st) November 5, 2019

Week 9 - Halloween Grab Bag Edition

Kendra is 8-0. That is all. You should all really take a long look in the mirror.

Except Kendra, she has an auto-mirror that just looks at itself.

Happy Halloween!

Bronco's Suck... 

But at least we're not cheering for the Raiders.

I'm not a big conspiracy guy, but.... Did you notice that Sanders criticized the Broncos and next thing you know he's traded to the 49ers. Looks like a good deal for him.

The Broncos looked pathetic against the Colts, Flacco goes off at the post-game presser about Broncos lack of aggressive play calling. Boom, magically he's on IR with herniated disc.

And to quote the Kisla "The Broncos’ depth chart at quarterback has become a three-ring circus, with John Elway driving the clown car and Drew Lock locked in the trunk."

Who's Brandon Allen again? Sunday should be a thriller! You probably ought to pick him up and start him. I'm talking to you Kendra.

Some Guy Named Squirrely Dan

I think these are Canadian, but I'm not sure what I just watched. I probably should go find more.

In other news, at least baseball is finally over. October 30th folks. Maybe the season is a bit too long, just saying.

Cheerleaders!

Week 8 - Maximum Low Effort Post

Kind of like the Broncos on a Thursday night. Yes, I'm still bitter.

Fyi- that noise you keep hearing, it's Flacco taking another sack.

Yadda yadda, Kendra 7-0. Seanipoo, don't mess this up. We're relying on you here, aka, we're screwed.

This probably applies to a bunch of stuff... take your pick.

Broncos v Colts... hmmm...

Skipping ahead

I don't think anyone will notice

Week 7 - Popquiz hotshot, what's worse? The #GenesisHalftimeShow or Denver Broncos

Trick question, they both suck equally bad.

But first, would someone please beat Kendra? This is getting a little embarrassing, she's sitting at 6-0. For all I know she probably hasn't logged-in in two weeks and might be setting her lineup based on expert algorithm of eye color and how well a dudes' butt look in his uniform.

Either way, please, someone!

Kenneth, the world is depending on you! WORLD PEACE depends on you Kenneth!

Next up, Hey look! Me, Seanipoo and Brandi are sitting at 4-2. Normally I don't know if I would bother mentioning 3 teams at 4-2, but when I get to include myself, a little nepotism slides in and takes a seat.

Now back to the world of suck... aka Brantley Gilbert on Monday Night's #GenesisHalftimeShow

Let's break this down:

1. This song is litterally titled "FIRE'T UP," since when is "'t" an accepted contraction of any sort?
2. Goofy looking Fred Durst-turned redneck moron has a mic with brass knuckles
3. Hipster in hipster hat on far left is playing a banjo on a stand, like, is it heavy?
4. Hipster in middle left has a beard that's probably a walking OSHA violation.
5. Mid-2000's punker in the back is playing drums with a mohawk. It's green folks, hard to tell on a black and white video, but that mohawk is green.
6. Hipster in hipster hat, middle right, is playing the ultimate hipster mini-guitar
7. White guy headbanging with dreads on far right. White guy with dreads, headbanging.
8. We don't need a stage, or even the 50-yard line, fuck-it, we'll play on the sidelines of the 20 yard line.
8. The song sucks, and the only FIRE'T up fans are the ones showing the thumbs-down in the background.

DID I MENTION THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE COUNTRY MUSIC?!?!

If you're the specifically targeted audience of this trash, go buy some more Budweiser, pack all your shit in the back of your domestic crew-cab truck, and go drive it off a cliff. You're everything wrong with everything.

I'm not bitter though.

Also, did you notice on Thursday night football, the Bronco's sucked.

The game has been over for an hour, but I'm pretty sure Flacco just took another sack.

Headed to New Orleans this weekend

Yep, looks about right for Erin and I to travel south again.

Quick, anyone got a sharpie? We can really fix this map up!

She's winking at you Sean

Sorry, I'm not paying attention, but I think Flacco might have gotten sacked again.

Week 6 - We still autodraftin'! & Pinktober is back!

Kendra took down last years champ Cory last week to remain 5-0. Not saying much, Cory is currently sitting at 0-5... Cory, are you alive?

Brandi is hot on her heels at 4-1.

If the playoffs were happening this week, which they're not, but if they were, Kendra and Brandi would be getting byes, the other match ups would be:

Mark (3) vs Jeremy (6)
Kenneth (4) vs Seanipoo (5)

Think that'll hold up? ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, RIGHT?!?!

Maybe comment in the comment section down there.

Dumb stuff

Jacoby Brisket's dream endorsement

Hey Ron... just for you...

For the Mayfield fans...

Important Stuff

Week 5 - Next year, we're all autodraftin'

Kendra, our resident auto-drafter is currently sitting on top of the league with an impressive 4-0 record.

That's right people. 4-0. That's like, the opposite of the Broncos.

Tebow

Got 18 minutes to waste on Tebow? I watched it anyway. Interesting retrospective.

Maybe he can hang with these dudes.

Boston

Maybe 3 minutes is more your speed.

Cheerleaders!